Sunday, January 09, 2005

20 Questions to a Better Sense of Humor

Tory has the best tests on the web.

Take the humor test yourself. Here's my score, pretty dead-on, I must say.

Sunny/Dark: 4/10
drY/Gross: 2/10
Traditional/Offbeat: 2/10
Active/Passive: 9/10

You are a SYT--Sunny Dry Traditional. This makes you a Sophisticate. You like conservative humor -- implied rather than explicit, and a well-timed eyebrow raise rather than a punchline. You're exactly the right kind of funny a well-bred hostess would want at her functions. You might be Jewish.

You're not afraid of a risque joke -- you just don't often make them. This means that people may keep it squeaky clean around you, and that when you do work blue it's super too so funny.

You're like Jon Stewart on that fake cover of the public domain Victorian erotica textbook in the back of America. You should get that book. You'll think it's funny as hell.

You might like The Daily Show, Remember Wenn and when Hamlet says, "Do you think I meant country matters?" You would snigger thyself all the way to the buttery bar.

Of the 290 people who have taken this quiz, 22.4 % are this type.

Your Active humor score of 9/10 means you are a comic house on fire. You are Def Comedy Jam (for the first five minutes, before it becomes repetitive and degrading). You are a library of witty rejoinders, in-jokes, ad-libs and meatballs. Yeah, I said meatballs. They're underrated.

The trick for you is to ease yourself into a situation, since you have the capacity to dominate. If you're socially well-adjusted, you're awesome. If you're kind of nervous and twitchy like Daniel Radcliff in the Prisoner of Azkaban special features, then there can be trouble.

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