Monday, November 29, 2004

Why Target Is Better Than Wal-Mart


Say you're having a party, and are having trouble deciding what to stock for your guests. Well, Target is the one-stop shop for all your party needs. You can pick up a keg bucket, party favors, plastic cups, paper plates, snacks, and best of all, while you're there you can also purchase the supplies that set apart a rockin' awesome party from the normal boring ones: marijuana and crack.

I'm not kidding. Click the links to see for yourself. And, in case you haven't the bread to throw down, you can always add marijuana and crack to your wishlist!

Target is kind enough to suggest some self-help books, as well, should you find yourself unable to continue the non-stop party. (thanks to Jesus' General for the tip on some good shopping)



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